Meanwhile, I offer some guffaw-inducing signs seen in the course of my travels through Bangkok and Siem Reap. Enjoy.
At the Dead Fish restaurant in Siem Reap. As is probably obvious, it caters to Westerners.
Just above the bar at Cheap Charlie's, a (you guessed it) cheap (must be) bar in Bangkok.
A very helpful signpost telling us how to get to This Way.